I’ll be honest, kid, you had a better chance at becoming a VCR repairman at that Sally Struthers correspondence school than you do here at becoming a superhero. *Sigh*…look, I’m not gonna lie to you, the only one in this school who has a chance of doing anything after graduation is Kate Mara, and even she’s gonna end up in that shitty FANTASTIC FOUR reboot in another nine years. Of course, that depends on your definition of “cool X-Men shit”. Zoom (2006) MovieWeb Zoom (2006) PG Action Adventure Comedy Family fantasy Sci-Fi Director: Peter Hewitt Release Date: AugCast: tim allen, Courteney cox, chevy chase. But I promise you, at the very end of the movie, you will get to actually fight a bad guy and do some cool X-Men shit. Reluctantly called back into action by the government, Jack is tasked with turning a ragtag group of kids with special powers into a new generation of superheroes to save the world from certain destruction. ![]() Here at the Zoom Academy, you’ll be trained by a goateed Tim Allen to use your mutant powers for…playing baseball…getting paintballs shot at you…using a UFO to go pick up some food at Wendy’s…electrocuting Chevy Chase with lightning…uhh, look, I’m not gonna lie, the Zoom Academy has gone through some pretty drastic budget cuts. Zoom - 2006 Soap2day, Jack Shepard is an out-of-shape auto shop owner, far removed from the man who once protected the world's freedom. With Hugh Jackman baring his adamantium claws for one final time this weekend in LOGAN, it’s time to revisit this unsuccessful attempt to copy the X-MEN franchise: ZOOM: ACADEMY FOR SUPERHEROES, starring Tim Allen, Courteney Cox and Chevy Chase! If Xavier’s School for Gifted Youngsters was your first choice for a mutant academy, and Sky High was your pick for a safety school, think of Zoom’s Academy for Superheroes as the low-rent community college you’re forced to pick after both those schools reject you. Pink Panther) 2006 The Sentinel 2006 Garfield 2 (aka A Tail of Two Kitties) 2006 Zoom (aka. Made up of leftover parts of The Incredibles, Sky High, and X-Men, Zoom is pure Saturday matinee. ![]() Stars: Tim Allen, Courteney Cox, Kate Mara 2004 Garfield: The Movie 2004 A Cinderella Story 2004 Little.
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